So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wish i was in the wii world.
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
Still borderline I believe. As bad as this sounds, I feel God owes me one here and should not let his grandmother die till after my birthday
He's a Shit stain on my heart
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
It's 1pm, she's in the shower, I don't have the guts tell her I wasn't her blind date. Someone got stood up.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
Just so you know. And I'm telling you this because I care deeply for you. Blue raspberry poptarts taste exactly the same as the regular raspberry ones.
UPS just delivered me 30lbs of dried cherries... I shouldn't be allowed online when I take painkillers.
The cat's telling me to stop taking acid, and to start doing the lords work. I'm almost 99% sure he's talking about the dark lord.
THIS CAT'S GOING TO TURN INTO A SNAKE AND KILL ME! GET OVER HERE NOW! BRING YOUR WAND.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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