You want to go to a white party at LAX
Clubs are lame especially themed ones. Im not in a fucking episode of laguna beach
so he tried to quietly tell me my Tampon String was hanging out in front of his family but i didn't hear him so he yelled it
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
you flashed the cab driver so we didn't have to pay the fare and then you decided you were on a roll so you flashed the guy at the maccas drive through... safe to say your boob job was the best idea ever!!
It honestly wasnt my fault this time. i was in shock. WHO THE FUCK OWNS A PEACOCK?!
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I need a burrito and a hug.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
I just did the math technically I'll be drunk until 2:30-3:00pm
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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