I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
I wasnt that drunk. Throwing the table off the third story was totally logical.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
Go ahead without me. This chick is buying me drinks and just found out her husband is cheating on her. I think I just found the next level of revenge fucking: Scorned Trophy Wife Sex
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