sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Just be happy that you're the pretty friend. Otherwise you would have had to walk home alone, like me.
Apparently i asked the cab driver how much the ride was going to cost, (he said about $25) then i offered him 50 to let me drive the cab...
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
Nice classy night out before we roll our faces off
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
well true... there's not a real discreet way to masturbate in public
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