Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
Defiantly just threw away our yearly bottle collection in front of the campus tour. The school should pay me for recruitment
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Relationship goals: we both wore red underwear tonight. Except he won’t know because my bra been off but it’s the thought that counts I guess.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
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