what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
yeah so our basement was flooded 4 feet. we just smoke and drank and then went swimming. gotta make the best out of it
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
that blow job was not worth the clinginess that will follow
I can't believe I am actually paying for a night in a hotel for my parents so I can throw a party the night before Christmas Eve. I also can't believe they think it's their Christmas present.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
On a completely different note: my hookup and i are now in a semester GPA competition. Winner gets froyo and sexual favors. School just got interesting.....
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
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