how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
This morning my mouth tasted like fruit trees, battery acid, and magnums. Transferring schools was the best decision Ive ever made.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
He really thought ahead and just left the tequila in the mail box for late night pickup. Best. Friend. Ever.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
I went in to wake you up this morning and you had a condom draped across your throat like a necklace. There were no boys in the house last night, what were you doing?
She just mixed her Emergen-C with champagne... Vegas here we come!
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
She's currently doing somersaults across the kitchen floor without underwear on. We may not make it to the bar.
I just turned down a booty call because I'm having a Star Wars movie marathon
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
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