There is no point in being painfully greyhound thin if you are then going to dress like it's raining in 1992.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Haha I wonder if my burp offended him. So I gave him a fist pump to signify how friendly I am
Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
Just in case you were wondering I sent you a text at 4:37 in the morning because I woke up on the side of the highway at that time
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
Dude. Her vagina is a blender.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
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