Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
I hope you had to get up out of bed and walk across your room to check this text message
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Well, now that you have a gf, its gonna be awkward when I get drunk and make out with you..... Then later, pretend like I don't remember.
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
Fun holiday story for you: Alex and I went out drinking. She left. I needed a ride home. Met this dude and told him to drive my car back. Once at my house, I made him take out my dog and then apologized for not wanting to make out with him. I said, let me go see if my roommate is interested and then I slept in Alex's bed all night.
20 bucks says he was an actual leprechaun
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
Come on in and take your pants off
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