your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I've started day drinking because fuck everyone else
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
It's no shave November. This is our time.
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
Tomorrow we start training our livers for St.Patrick's day. May God be with us.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
I think I left my bra and my crocs in your room
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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