Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
I wish real life had facebook tags so i could figure out who all these people are
He had Jail Releases phone number programed into speed dial on his phone.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
i was thoroughly upset that he did not want to be my number 16, who passes that number up?
Doing tuck and rolls down a stair case was not my brightest idea
sleeping in bed with your booty calls married sister...you're the stuff heroes are made of.
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Nobody cheats on THIS.
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