Just got kicked out of the ocean for being "unsafe".
You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
my dad just beat the shit out of me cuz i blew my nose on one of my dirty t shirts and he saw it and thought it was cum.
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
my mom said i came home and fell asleep on the floor. like right in front of her.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I just want this to serve as a reminder in the morning that the topic of conversation at last call was the penis size of jesus.
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