i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I didn't sleep with her. I'm boycotting arizona and she's from phoenix.
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
omg he is no good in bed, bless his little heart and his big dick
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
so we’ve decided to fuck for our own health
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