I must be too annoying 4 u.
Bonnaroo quote of the day: "why the fuck am i pregnant?!?!" - exclaimed loudly by random hippie.
I mean. If you don't have time I understand, but my dick doesn't.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
There is a homeless man handing out free beer on the city bus. He has a cooler and everything. I love this trashy yet generous city.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
they superglued a cigarette to my fingers...i think I need to quit smoking.
IM SO HIGH RIGHT NOW, IM WHAT ROCKET MAN WANTED TO BE WHEN HE GREW UP. ELTON JOHN CAN BLOW ME.
I just had sex on a roof
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
You wouldn't happen to know why there's an inflatable monkey riding a mattress on my roof would you?
Ahaah! I just stole batteries from work for my vibrator. I am that person.
So the same great-aunt that told me to freeze my eggs for procreation just told me that I should strut around the dance floor b/c I'd get picked up.
I need to meet your family.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
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