We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
there's chicken and sequins in our bathroom sink. part of me almost wants to know what happened
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
How did it go last night?
Woke up head half shaved and a burrito? So good and bad?
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
There is not enough whiskey in the world to get me through what happened on Pretty Little Liars tonight.
First world problems.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
At least he's enough of a gentleman to not make me do the walk of shame dressed as Santa.
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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