what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Too high to move please buy hi-c and pour it in my mouth in exchange I will marry your first born child
Just walked into the bathroom and looked straight ahead and made eye contact with a guy taking a shit through the crack in the stall door...
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
Randomize
