so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
Dude I am allergic to the candy dicks from that sex shop in Vegas. Come take me to hospital right now.
If I shaved my pubic hair into a heart for valentine's day how much would you judge me?
Nothing more ironic than raw dogging some random Asian hottie last night and then doing the walk of shame home from her place mixed in with the participants of the AIDS walk
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
Alas, I cannot find a male suitor sharing my affinity for sport culture who will both manhandle me and treat me with the respect a young Hillary supporter wants and deserves
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