The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Can we reminisce? I held a mans penis while he peed. This is the craziest night I've ever had.
I wonder if they've ever made a porno about the song "she'll be comin' round the mountain when she comes"
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
Dude, for your own safety, do not bring that chick home. I'm pretty sure you're going to find a marsupial pouch smuggling a fresh batch of herpes under that hoodie. Bail bail bail bail bail.
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
IM NOT TALKING TO YOU UNTIL YOU MAKE A PROCLAMATION YOU LOVE ME MORE THAN TACOS
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
Don't know where this pizza came from but i got breakfast in bed
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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