My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
Actually I think I might be dying right now so if I do you have to drink all my vodka
You're so demanding.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
I haven't heard from him yet. He's either still asleep (which is entirely plausible..... There wasn't much sleeping happening last night) or he's robbing me blind. But I have renters insurance, so either way, I'm ok with it.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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