Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
Obama just said the words "we're all in this together." I wanted to start singing high school musical
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
He's going to find out eventually, but really what's he going to do? Cry about it and buy another fucking kitten??
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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