therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
you convinced the bartender to un-cut you off by letting him touch your boobs whenever you ordered a drink.
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
IF I CAN STICK YOUR DICK IN MY MOUTH, I CAN STICK MY GUM ON YOUR NIGHTSTAND.
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
Thanks for leaving me with drunk gabby
Hahahaha why what's happening?
She's sending me morse code through the wall....typical
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