I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
I fed him jelly beans while he fingered me. Win, win situation.
Apple should advertise that their phones are puke-proof. They would appeal to a whole new audience.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
We're downstairs cleaning up and she turns to me with these big puppy dog eyes and says "Just so you know, I didn't have sex on your couch". You have to hug that.
Idk every story shes told me thats started with "back when i was a lesbian" has been my new favorite story
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
The fact that you're allowing Santa to dry hump your ass is sort of a dealbreaker
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I know he's gay. But if he touches my vagina I'm human centipeding his face. Sorry not sorry
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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