just survived the first fart of the relationship.
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
Just got to school and somone already mentioned the amount of cereal im carrying.
only clue right now is the orange grease all on my clothes. debit card denied so I know something weird went down..
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
Randomize
