That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
Do I go to spinning class and try to redeem myself from going drunk, or do I wait a week and hope they forget I fell of the bike?
Simultaneously sexting while making brunch plans. Multitasking at its gayest.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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