Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
Is it bad that John just came to my work to have sex with me bc I felt bad that he slept on his porch last night locked out and I missed all his calls?
Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
She called me in the morning crying, but I was busy cleaning up bird guts, very hungover. It was a very surreal morning.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
She dressed up in a sexy maid outfit for me, but she got mad when I asked her to actually do some cleaning.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I may have had sex with him and told him we wasn't worth my time then went home and made mashed potatoes
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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