Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
just threw up in the bus full of other international students just outside of boulder, just keeping the aussie reputation alive
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
I was too drunk to read the menu, let alone her body language.
That penis you're staring at is the penis of heartbreak. Stay away. It will break your heart AND keep you away from other penises. BACK. OFF. THE PENIS.
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Can u pick me up? Lost my keys.
Sure. FYI- you "lost" them on the roof, trying to throw them over the house.
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
my penis made a compromise with my morals
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
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