ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
The night started going down hill when she shot the cashier in the face with the confetti gun we bought at 711.
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
the ladder is at the bottom of the pool
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
What vodka is american?
Skyy. I already looked it up for 4th of july.
This is what happens when wu tang raised you
That's a lot of people she's fucked in one picture.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I'm crying during the second episode of Golden Girls that's how high I am.
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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