He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
It's a good thing my liver is flexible because a lesser man would be dead
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
You know you need to get it together when a frat guy wakes you up and says you need to go to class
So you can now add nose to my list of places that cum has gone that it shouldn't...
the girls would appreciate it if you invited over some drunk, single, straight men with low standards.
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