Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
merry christmas to all and to all I give the mystery rash.
The trees feel like magic. Come fly to taco bell with me.
I'm looking forward to the release of my future best seller - "Three Words to Make Your Relationship 100% Better: Surprise Blow Jobs"
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My goal is to not catch on fire... But if i have to dance im going to dance regardless of the danger
She said pants are for pussies while spooning peanut butter onto her frosted flakes with a serving spoon. She's not even high yet.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
Timehop reminded me that 4 years ago today I helped a one armed man do the YMCA by being his other arm.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
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