Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
I only kidnapped one of them. chill
hey what are you doing
hooking up with some marlborough girl. shes gorgeous!
i texted you because i like you, and i told my freinds you were my fiance. but sine we're not dating you're not cheating and i'm pathetic
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
Nothing like pulling a bottle of vodka out of your purse at 7am in the security line to make your fellow passengers uncomfortable...
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
Now that weed is legalized There needs to be reusable bags for people to pick up with. All this plastic is so bad for the environment and a waste
Wanna show up on a guy's doorstep and punch him in the balls for me? At least this one isn't a cop.
What am I doing with my life
Sleeping with dudes who have peacocks apparently.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
I have no idea, I usually just project my awkwardness out like a mating call until it draws other awkward members of the opposite sex out from the bushes
Randomize
