Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
just brushed my teeth with a bottle of jack. ew. not all it's hyped up to be.
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
You were rubbing sand all over yourself and everyone else and claiming you were "EXFOLIATING."
What color suit is the proper "i banged the bride" attire?
And on that day, Satan said; "Let there be the friend zone and let us get fucking high." while Jesus silently cried in the background.
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
You would only karaoke to Spanish songs, but sang with the accent of the french candle stick in beauty and the beast.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
I knew how high you were when you put a french fry in your mouth and said 'fuck, this tastes like meat but feels blue.'
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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