I don't make mistakes...just understandable bad choices.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
I woke up this morning in your mom's car... any ideas?
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
Just found $31 in my desk drawer. In $1's. WTF happened last night?!
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