Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
He must be back home now. He moved his box of beer from her porch to ours.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
YOU'RE HIGH AND AT THE GYM OF COURSE YOU FEEL WEIRD
My thighs feel like glass
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I'm at a first year old's birthday party and a midget dressed as a cop just showed up. Word is we're going to toss and bowl with him. Updates to come.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
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