What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
Dude I'm 99% sure I'm witnessing an e-harmony date at panera, prob late 40's, this is better than the movies.
You know those ponds where you go and pay $5 and your guarranteed to catch a fish thats how i describe her
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
she's unstoppable after she starts doing shots and yelling NANNER
His dick is so big it could be an arm rest.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
When you have to have Siri remind you that you're on your period cuz you're so drunk you keep forgetting about tampons it might be time to call it a night.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
My phone just put together a highlight reel of yesterday's dick pic session, set to music and everything
We had sex and I never took my mets hat off... I feel like Duda knows and approves.
She wants to have a threesome with Taylor Swift. I think this is the kind of love my grandparents spoke of.
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
My girlfriend is so strong now. Like on the one hand its kind of hot because she can pin me down during sex, but on the other hand she picked me up and carried me bridal style at the company bbq.
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
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