what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
every time i drive by the road she lives on, i scream in the car "i'm sorry i'm sleeping with your boyfriend!" makes me feel less whore-y.
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
there were no ball for pong so he bought cat toys..... they had bells in them
You insisted that you sleep on the bear rug instead of the couch. You said it was lonely and you kept on petting its head.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
No worries you cant actually turn into a wine snob if you brew it in your closet....
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
So, sleeping with all of my Vicodin in my bra because I knew she'd be searching my room for drugs tonight. I'LL SHOW HER.
I had to wash my hair with conditioner because my sister got hammered and gave the dog a 3am sprinkler bath with my shampoo.
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I told my boyfriend that the thing I missed most about him was scratching his balls for him.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
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