I chose taco bell over sex...
good choice.
I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
dude. how can brian from family drink at fucking bars? he's a dog and definitaly doesn't have pockets.
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Please call me back as soon as your phone is charged, if you die tonight I don't want the last thing I said to you to be "I just farted a little"
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
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