You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
Somewhere at this very moment, a group of drunk white girls are singing dont stop believing.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
You won’t make it to November. A 21st bday and Halloween in the same night has shitshow/ jail written all over it. So I call dibs on that tall guy
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Orgasms and cereal.... that's what life's about.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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