I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Everything about him screamed your future.
don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
True. I'd rather snort cocaine off a homeless guy then work on the weekend...Actually that may not be that bad.
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
My Canadian brought me three bottles of maple syrup, a sunflower, and a pair of Oakleys back to the states...he's either drunk or he loves me
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
She pinched my nipples out of nowhere as I was about to come... I think I found god
I just used Bacardi to dry out poison ivy.
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
you are the only girl i know that would bring a plate of cookies to a hook up. but they were awesome. thanks. next time cupcakes?
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