I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I'm missing my class because I'm not done with my beer
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
my grandma was just praying before dinner, and before she could finish my gpa lifted his glass and said 'and here's to avatar!'
yo your bro wants to know what time he got home and were you hosing him off
also, I heard you can donate your eggs for like $8gs....hellloooo mediterranean vacation. thank youuuu future babies!!!
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I think we need a list of things that are automatic NO's for dating a guy. Married, definitely a no now
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
the fact that I always have. bottle of tequila in my purse is not helping my current sitch
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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