I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
Things that don't wash off in the shower: black eyes and hickies.
I dare you to find another dealer that delivers bud to your home along with deep fried vegan burritos
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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