Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
To bright to open both eye. Get pizza and put in feeding tube so i can sleep more
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
I could tell by the Randy 'Machoman' Savage "hey brother" that you were beyond inebriated
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
I ordered a million chicken go wraps and they gave me five. Even when im drunk I can count to a million and know its not five. They fucked me.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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