wakey wakey hands off snakey
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
Ya know, in a round about way coinstar is just a glorified vending machine for all my bad choices.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
We should totally stay in at new years, have sex and try to time orgasm to the countdown
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
I'll feed you vitamin c from my mouth this weekend. Like a baby bird.
Promise??
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
The sex definitely would have been a perk. But not sitting in a ditch was what I was going for...
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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