$3 wine plus diet sprite does not make good champagne.
does taste better than andre tho
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Minus the pink eye. Do I look fuckable tonight?
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Can't talk right now. I'm doing tequila shots with my professor at some Mexican bar. That's how I prepare for finals.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
Your first mistake was thinking that you could get through the day without drinking a single bottle of alcohol. Your second mistake was wearing shark boxers.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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