Dude, you really need to stop hitting on girls by telling them you sang a cappella in college.
...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
you think it's bad that I have four different guys toothbrushes in my bathroom?
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I'm pretty sure the guy she brought home is a polish porn star..
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Man in California was arrested for killing and eating a wild bobcat while high on crystal meth. Let's please NEVER get that high on anything...
Dude it's bad when your 10 year old son makes fun of your penis size.
I don't hate him I just hate being present to see him consume 80 dollars worth of alcohol and then try to tip people with left over money on a Walmart gift card
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
how do you ask an olympian for your underwear back?
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
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