Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
I just found cold cuts in the blender. You and beefeater can no longer have unsupervised parties.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I never realized how you can accidentally go home with someone until tequila got involved.
We are all done wearing pants today
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
And here I am, playing fetch with my cat at two in the morning.
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
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