didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
I have diapers under my sink. trying to convince myself to use them.
I woke up at 6 on his trampoline wearing only a parka.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Reading an example in the GRE study book referencing Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles while wearing TMNT pajamas. *airfist*
omg please tell me you're eating pizza right now too.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
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