We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
Just checked my bank account while shitting blood. Neither action felt good when I was done.
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I used the phrase "love child of quasimodo and cyclops " in a sentence today.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
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