I'll bet she douches with gravy.
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
it was like fucking the hulk in a smartcar
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
I just noticed my teeth are no longer straight. Wondering if anyone had an explanation.
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
Apparently my Ambien addled brain last night actually did decide to go ahead and photoshop you into various animal and human molesting scenarios. That's a hell of a thing to wake up to.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
