But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
i just remember sitting on this bed, naked, STILL WITH A CONDOM ON, and suddenly these random girls were in the room shouting at me
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
I'm not mad at you for letting me use my air mattress as a toilet, i'm mad at you for letting me lay back down on it.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Its pretty bad when you can tell twins apart by the size of their penises...
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