I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
fuck that im pissed. when I come back im ripping forskin off.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
All of the texts in my phone just say "BEER". I woke up with glowsticks on my arm. What happened last night?
We hit a golf ball off Brady's ass. His dignity flew away into the night.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
He's going to be in the air guitar championships in june. Need I say more.
You are not allowed to sing ever again, my ears are still ringing.
My shower turned into a bath, turned into me lying on the shower floor with the water running over me... That hung over..
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