okay serious question, the water is shut off in your house, do you attempt and use the clean toilet water for your new bong?
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
tolerance is too high. going on a liquor strike. ghandi style.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
i wanted to ask her what his dick looked like but i thought that would be weird for the first time i met her
I blacked out after you got about 8 goldfish out of the tank and put them in your pockets. We're not allowed back. It was a sucky Walmart anyway...
being a senior sucks, I just started embracing my inner slutty college girl, and it's almost time to put her away...for like, ever. and i really like her.
on my way to nyc to take a survey about my sexual activity. if you dont hear from me for a few days, assume they had me committed...
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
So... In conclusion, do I bring my vibrator and risk not only having it getting taken out at security, but also exposing my dad to my neon green vibrator, or just leave it here?
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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