I have no idea who these bands are he's listening to. If his current playlist was a pandora station, however, it would be titled "music for closet cock gobblers"
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
the walk of shame isn't very shameful when your mom tells you she's proud of you.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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