It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
I'm outside your house...sorry I feel like I don't need formal invites anymore.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
I just saw my first passed out person, sprawled out on the sidewalk like they died. I wanted to take a pic but I thought that screamed "tourist"
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
The lady sitting right behind me on the bus has baby birds in her purse. Shes feeding them bugs from a cup with a pair of tweezers... I love san francisco!
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
Have you ever felt like autocorrect is judging you with its suggested words? Like how it won't suggest certain words until you type in pretty much the entire word, is it just thinking 'No way did this dude use "consent laws" in the same sentence as "17th?" Or is that just me.
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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