There is an asian family here, I heard the mom call her son onyong
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Just saw a drunk guy marching down the strip with a garden rake. I feel compelled to follw him
Throw up on the ground, people dancing to loud Bollywood music, seats literally missing. Fuck I hate public transit
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
i said she could sleep in my bed and she goes "iiiiiiii warned you. iiiiim a cuddlerrrrrr!" slightly regretting this..
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
I fcuked ip.
Is this your way of telling me that you got drunk in your office before meeting with your dissertation advisor again? Or that you finally banged that freshman fraternity pledge?
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
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