we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I just want to hang out with her.
You're a liar. Why do I have to give you reasons you can't have sex with my mom? I hate you.
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
I don't think we should have started that trash fire
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I just smoked weed out of a baked potato.
You rock my world.
I just made a flawless coverstory for why I dont have my car and why I left the party on foot. #adultererskills
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize
