I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
Ryan Howard.... the only guy who struck out more than me this weekend
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I'm the only one who goes to a bar and leaves with an extra twenty bucks and a pumpkin.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
You made me take a photo of you under the stairs at the bar. "Look I'm Harry Potter."
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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