Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
You brought back some girl with you at 3am and introduced her to everyone as "hot pocket"
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
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