just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
Im so sleepy and hes snoring super loud! i just wanna suffocate him, sleep, and deal with the body when I wake up
Life lesson: when driving and throwing up, choose a paper bag over plastic. Fuck my life.
New realization: eye makeup remover takes sharpie off boobs
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
He was cheering for me from the end of the bar as I sloppily ate a Ruben sandwich. It made me feel really special.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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